Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Matthew R — 14 Jan 2008

Horrible production value.

Still hilarious.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Matthew R on 14 Jan 2008.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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