Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Dan M — 21 Sep 2017

Even though this was made in 2001 it had a very throwback 70's grindhouse feel to it which was promising at first, but then it became your typical super low budget cheesy horror. It's a bit confusing, it starts off with the bearded version Jesus everyone knows and then turns into one that looks like a 90's alt rock drummer which looked like a completely different actor.. huh. For some reason there's a Mexican luchador thrown into the mix and it's entirely made in Canada. Go figure. Good thing there's only one more of these super cheesy cornball movies to go.

Cheese factor: 9/10 Pain factor: 8/10.

Best moment: The cool retro soundtrack in this was actually pretty awesome, not gonna lie.