Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Janessa A — 05 Dec 2008

Sounds like it could be funny, right?

Kill yourself first.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Janessa A on 05 Dec 2008.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Jennifer H (754) on 19 Jan 2010

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By Jeremy R (631) on 10 Jan 2010

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By Simon W (815) on 09 Aug 2011

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By Jojo S (57) on 09 Nov 2009

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