Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Dan T — 27 Sep 2009

Yep, JC is a short, long-haired, Honda ridin Goth lesbian vamp hunter lol. It looks like a film students final project & Troma fans will love it.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Dan T on 27 Sep 2009.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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