Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Stacey M — 15 Mar 2009

"Where have all the lesbians gone?".

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Stacey M on 15 Mar 2009.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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By David D (2,198) on 29 Jan 2010

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By Lanky Man P (744) on 26 Jan 2014

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By Brandon E (187) on 01 Nov 2011

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By Andrew S (3,174) on 29 Feb 2012

It's got violence, humour, lesbian vampires and YES, it's a musical. Plus my brother-in-law is in it…

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By Mark G (832) on 13 Mar 2011

Lesbians are dissapearing and vampires are on the loose. Who do you turn to? None other than a certain Mr. Jesus H. Christ, that's who…

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By Brandon R (572) on 20 Jul 2011

I really wanted to like this movie but the acting was so bad and unfunny as was the plot and writing…

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By Matt W (1,718) on 21 Feb 2012

Troma film. Fun with friends. The fight with the atheists was the best. Although Jesus shaves about 1/4 of the way into the movie…

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By Dustin L (139) on 30 Oct 2010

Wow, I watched all of it... crap movie lovers need to see this once. Then run…

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By Josh D (471) on 15 Sep 2010

Assumed to be intentionally terrible, it has a sort of charm, but overall, disappointing - If Jesus's character was more, well, in character,…

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