Review of Ice Road Terror (2011) by Justin B — 10 Jul 2015

Slow and boring despite the graphic beginning. Another monster slasher. Some prehistoric monster is killing a bunch of people, it's some native American Alaskan tribal legend. He apparently just lived a little under the earth in Alaska.

Homicidal for no reason as usual, well okay apparently he eats humans. And he definitely eats. The movie was boring enough, but the ending was so stupid where you ask yourself, why didn't they just save a half hour and do that in the first place considering they pretty much had just about every opportunity to do so.

..I'm just like smfh.