Review of I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016) by Caleb B — 11 Sep 2017

So boring! Nothing happens for 95% of the movie and every scene is stretched out by the main character moving like she is stuck in wet cement. There is literally a scene where she verrrrrry slowly takes a box out of a closet, then verrrrrry slowly opens it, and verrrrrrry slowly lifts a piece of paper out of it before verrrrrry slowly putting it back without visibly reacting to it in any way.

I almost fell asleep watching this.