Review of I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016) by Penguinofd00M — 16 Jul 2019
I never review movies, but this time I just had to. I am here to warn everyone to avoid this pretentious, **** pathetic excuse for a film and to hopefully save you 87 minutes of your life. This is a glorified exercise of art(sy) direction passed for a film.
Nothing ever happens. There is no suspance, there is no dread, anticipation, tension, thrill, no scare, no meaning behind the scenes. You are stuck for over a hour listening to slowly spoken minutiae going absolutely nowhere, a nevrotic lead verbousely talking to herself, seemingly overwhelmed by every tiny bit of mundane occurance which by the way make up for no less than 95% of the movie.
This is not a movie, and certainly not an horror. STAY AWAY AND WARN ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND BELOVED ONES.
This review of I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House (2016) was written by Penguinofd00M on 16 Jul 2019.
I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House has generally received mixed reviews.
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