Review of Hatchet (2006) by Jess H — 20 Jul 2008

Amazingly terrifying, the only scary movie I've ever seen.

This review of Hatchet (2006) was written by Jess H on 20 Jul 2008.

Hatchet has generally received mixed reviews.

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