Review of Godzilla (1998) by Billy B — 23 Dec 2013

This movie has the worst design for a Godzilla monster ever. On top of that instead of creating an intelligent version of the very first 1954 movie, you get jersey shore stereotypes, fat man candy jokes, and a military that can't keep track of a ten story monster.

And as if it can't get any worse the main subplot is this cheesy love story between Mathew Broderick, and Audrey Timmonds, whose character is a total bitch. But wait there's more, the climax is set in Madison square garden where the military and all of New York's inhabitants never noticed that Godzilla (who has both) keeps a nest of eggs.

Over all it's another Roland Emmerich fail.