Review of Future War (1997) by Nathan G — 21 Jun 2007
"Four days ago, a fire fell from the sky, and it brought a man who would change my life forever. But also came a pack of dinosaur-like creatures in various ages, shapes, sizes, and its masters. For all the questions I had about the heavens, all it brought was Hell on Earth.".
"From the future traveled a master race of Cyborgs.
They made abductions from Earth's past.
The dinosaurs were trained as trackers.
The humans were bred as slaves.
Now a runaway slave escapes to a place.
his people call heaven...
we know it as Earth.".
"You are...a penguin?".
"No, I'm a sister, not a penguin!".
"And who are you?".
"A tool!".
"They can make their own thumbs, but they just don't want to.".
Alien Christian martial artist and very nineties reformed prostitute nun flee exploding dinosaurs and mustachioed cyborgs, one of which sports a mullet. Culminates in a street gang taking the fight to the enemy with a cocaine bomb.
Moody, atmospheric score, cool lighting, nice special effects.
This is a good movie.
This review of Future War (1997) was written by Nathan G on 21 Jun 2007.
Future War has generally received very negative reviews.
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