Review of Future War (1997) by Trevor L — 31 Dec 2007
Why did I give this 5 stars? Because it's so terrible, it's fantastic! Don't watch the MST3k version, it'll spoil the magic. Just about everything about this film is dreadful: the actors, the acting, the story, the dinosaurs, the costumes, every aspect is a tragedy. One of the cyborgs even wears black sweatpants and sports a wicked mullet! There is also a whore/nun character. Does it get much better than this? I think not.
Oh, and the dinosaur trackers are unbelievable, I think I could find better puppets at my local Toys R Us. I read one comment about how they pushed them around on wheelbarrows. I have to applaud that camera work!
I tricked my sister into watching this one evening with her husband. I raved about how amazing the story is, and how the lead actor is a karate phenomenon. They sat watching this tripe for a solid 20 minutes before realizing it was a complete joke!
Memorable quote:
Montague: I'm sorry about all that humiliation. It's my job.
The Runaway: I have a job too; I'm a tool.
This review of Future War (1997) was written by Trevor L on 31 Dec 2007.
Future War has generally received very negative reviews.
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