Review of Fifty Shades Darker (2017) by Neil K — 20 Sep 2017

It is simply beyond comprehension that anyone can actually find this entertaining. There's nothing good in this movie, and the bad is not even fun to watch or listen to. Christian and Anastasia are two of the dumbest characters to have ever existed, and even though they are based on Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, respectively, they somehow manage to be even more boring than their Twilight counterparts.

Dakota Johnson is engaging as she can be, but Anastasia is that person you know who claims to know what she wants in life but actually is so stupid to know that she has never actually had a life to live.