Review of Fifty Shades Darker (2017) by Wesley W — 21 Jan 2018

I got Six minutes in......SIX MINUTES!!! AND I realised I had made a mistake. Not about saying this is the worst movie of 2017 Cause it is. But the fact that I would sit and watch it in the first place dear god! SHAME!!! And apparently their is a longer version.......

Like the first one their is no plot. Serious. No Plot at all. The Creepy guy from the first one takes photos of her and puts them up in a gallery with out "her" knowledge, and we will put this up there right now I did not learn any of the other characters names throughout this because all they say is "Anna" and "Christian" that is it! Oh and "Mother" that is it! So creepy guy has a gallery exhibit of "Anna" where "Christian" buys all of the large size photos, which is even more creepier! He arrives looking like a homeless guy and some how after breaking up after the first one she agrees to have diner with him after at first he just wanted to talk and I lost any level of interest after that. Oh and the new boss is also a creep to. But they are saving that for the next one....SERIOUSLY MORE OF THIS CRAP!

Remember the tv show baywatch? this is basically that......talking, talking, talking, Montage, and back to talking. Except replace slow mode running montage with a sex scene montages that pushing for an R rating but just doesn't make it.... and it is boring, really boring.

There is stalker ex sub plot that could be really interesting and it literally fizzles out just as quick as it starts. Same again with a helicopter crash scene with "Christian" involved it begins AND just as quick it is gone!

Been told again and again and again, "If you read the books you will understand" But a good adaptation like Harry Potter, Jurassic Park, You Before Me anything like that you should just sit there and watch it and not have to get it.

Where this is just ... I don't know it seems like expensive set pieces thrown at the production company and said you use these and we will pay you to use them and just make a reason to have them in it....and the reason is.....just cause.....

No chemistry, nothing really interesting about that world, The writing........get this the screenplay was done by the husband of the writer of the book....Who seems to have no other credits to his name other than Husband of the writer...WOW.

Oh god, the third is coming....

1 Star for Danny Elfmans music.