Review of Fifty Shades Darker (2017) by Jimmy34 — 10 Feb 2017
We care not a lick for these beautiful people, nor for their future together, as teased in a glistening mini-trailer for next year’s “Fifty Shades Freed” halfway through the closing credits. Yet to find yourself rooting for their union purely because they’re both so damn hot is to realize that “Fifty Shades Darker” has worked its shallow magic on you.
“I was being romantic and then you go and distract me with your kinky f—kery,” Anastasia chides Christian at one point — to which the audience can only conclude that, with all due respect to her dreams of Austen and Brontë, he’s got the better idea.
This review of Fifty Shades Darker (2017) was written by Jimmy34 on 10 Feb 2017.
Fifty Shades Darker has generally received mixed reviews.
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