Review of Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) by Ryan B — 01 May 2012
I doubt this will ever be topped as my favourite film of all time. If you don't appreciate Elvira, then don't bother. This is not a horror film by any means. It's a comedy. The humor is extremely corny & cheeseball & most often of a sexual nature. It's awesome!! Great supporting cast. Edie McClurg is fantastic as the morality club president, Chastity Pariah. Just saw it on the big screen for the first time a few years ago and everything about it still cracks me up.
Bob: "How's your head?".
Elvira: "Haven't had any complaints yet.".
Or my favourite bit...
"And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs...I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them, tell them that I never turned down a friend...I never turned down a stranger for that matter. And tell them, tell them that when all is said and done, I only ask that people remember me by two simple words ... Any two, as long as they're simple.".
Quotes to live by!
This review of Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) was written by Ryan B on 01 May 2012.
Elvira: Mistress of the Dark has generally received mixed reviews.
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