Review of Drawing Blood (1999) by James S — 17 May 2009

There's not enough painting with blood, nor actual consistent cinematography or sound (have any of these fuckers heard of closing the shutters around the barn doors to bring in *less* light, or ADR where actually appropriate) to justify its existence, but there's worse ways to spend your Troma time.

And yet if you watch the trailer, as is available here, it looks amazing, and that, my friends and readers, is a precise example of a duper of a trailer. Don't be fooled! Conversely, Cannibal! The Musical's trailer looks like crap, but it's one of the best the company ever put out!