Review of Diamonds Are Forever (1971) by Adam C — 17 Apr 2010
Lamest James Bond movie I've ever seen. With some of the worst one-liners ever... including, "I believe there's something you need to get off your chest?" as he pulls her bikini top off.
This movie is clearly of the 1970s variety as the film quality, technology and gadgets suck. Although the hovercraft was cool. The pinnacle of shittiness is when the diamond laser obliterated all the nukes in China and that Chinese guy turns red and then combusts and is running around.
Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.
This review of Diamonds Are Forever (1971) was written by Adam C on 17 Apr 2010.
Diamonds Are Forever has generally received mixed reviews.
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