Review of D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996) by Mike L — 26 Aug 2009

And the negativity continues...How do you top adding stupid characters to the team? An angry coach, a school of snobs, a board that gets kicks out of ruining people's lives, a girlfriend who doesn't do anything for the whole movie, killing Hans, and an ending where you suddenly learn that some of the Ducks have been making out with enemies all along.

'Hey ref, you know you can call this thing now, and we can all get home in time to see Melrose.'.