Review of Cradle of Fear (2001) by Stu R — 11 Oct 2006

One star is being generous, and I only give it that because the first "story" is so badly acted and directed with such pathetic special effects that it is gut-bustingly funny. Also, a extremely fit bird gets her lovely tits out.

From then on it gets more and more boring untill the last "story" where we just watch a guy on a computer for about 45 minutes. Honestly, this is one of the most pathetic films I have ever seen and the only reason it has a resonable score on Flixster is because CoF fans all rate it 5/5 and that's 90% of the people who would watch it.

Unless you like being bored to death by shitty horror films or are a massive CoF freak then do not watch this crap.