Review of Commando (1985) by Bob J — 23 Jul 2012
Como e stas? Best movie ever made, right? ... WROONG!! (but right). Too many lines to quote leaving me dead tired. Do you know what like most about it? .. the price. The Directors cut sends me to Arnie heaven, and I can find my own way there using the down wind, down hill with no breaks, no girl & no gun, I'm gunna kill you nooooooow!! But really, that place used to be great for huntin' slash but has gotten a little crowded lately.
Love & Careers, tough ain't it? But while you're here, you wanna see me kick some ass? Must be all those room serving flight attending fkn whores who don't like to eat red meat using a knife in warm butter while late for their 7.
30pm advanced karate class & can't help me, or daddy (no.. not daddy). At least she can't be mistaken for a rocket launching hooker who can only fly a Cessna aka canoe with wings, which from here looks like a nightmare.
. would you please leave me (and girl George) alone!! I wish I had more hands so I can give this '85 classic 10 thumbs up. Anyone who doesn't like this movie needs a piping hot door to the head or a steaming pole to the sternum.
This review of Commando (1985) was written by Bob J on 23 Jul 2012.
Commando has generally received positive reviews.
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