Review of Cold Mountain (2003) by Eric F — 16 Sep 2010

For this movie, Jude Law, I luv ya!Philip SH is despicable (noone could do better!) Renee as Ruby Thewes was pretty perfect (some found her annoying). Nicole Kidman was the WEAKEST LINK, but Jude was SO GOOD that he actually made me believe he wanted to come back to her.

So that melted me..and he was just amazing. "Ill marry you, ill marry u, ill marry u....." Natalie P, in a tiny but explosive role, just plants herself in the scenes and u cant forget them (even if u want to---which might be annoying to some.

But her role was what it was). I gotta add, it's just so ridiculous how CLEAN Nicole K was throughout the whole movie--kind of makes u think what kind of RETARDS thought that would be a good idea? Did noone think of that while FILMING (hello, makeup ppl))?? I mean, she's poor, she's got nothing, she's a working girl, HOW does she look like royalty all the time? THEN they thought better of spending another few million for CG to make her LOOK DIRTY after test audiences didnt find her believable(!).

Disappointing. WHAT were they thinking? Inman, ill take u. Just keep Nicole in the barn.