Review of Cloverfield (2008) by Arkonblade — 19 Aug 2010

Ive seen some bad films such as godzilla's 1998 remake , Jason x , death Bed the bed that eats people , and death stalker 2. but nothing is more terrable then this film . I had nothing bad to say about JJ abrhams till I seen this filth.

god I dont even know where to start but I will try . lets start out with the camera that god awful camera . I know he was not trying to be original with that Blare witch project rip off style but oh my god it seems any time and I MEAN any time some thing some what intresting starts to happen the camera shakes all over the damn place so nothing is viewable .

then the plot which is so simplisticaly stupid I mean this whole movie can be described in 1sentence and basically you will have seen the movie . giant monster attacks and guy goes and saves his girlfriend .

.. thats it. I mean the old Godzilla movies had more plot then this . I had more questions after seeing this crap then I went in with . you never find out what the monster is , where it came from , why its attacking , what thoose things coming off it are .

why people are blowing up after getting bitten . I mean really thoose are the things I know the vast majority of people seeing this turd want to know! people who like tnhis movie try to lie to me and give me bull **** answers on thoos questions just because for some unknown reason they like this piss and wana defend it.

listen ive seen this crap 2x it DOESNT ANSWER ANY OF THEM . YOU ARE ONLY GUESSING SO SHUT UP!!! god this movie is just pissing me off reviewing it . that should tell you how bad it is . I mean serously id rather wach the crappy 1998 godzilla film any day over this dribble .

this film so gets my vote for worst movie of the decade .