Review of Christmas Evil (1980) by Betsy H — 30 Nov 2008
2 things going for it: Santa (Harry's Dad) gives Harry's mummy oral sex in a 1940s flashback , and Santa (Harry in the 1980s) actually has a fucking list to base his murders off of! You don't find either of those things in A Christmas Story or Silent Night, Deadly Night! Come to think of it, no one died in A Christmas Story! Oh well, this movie does have a genuinely fucked up Santa for once, instead of some Jason wearing a red suit. Young Harry saw Santa visiting his mom's vagina buffet when he was a lad (not knowing it was dad givin' ma the old reach around!), now he has issues in the work place and at home as an adult. His hobbies include monitoring neighborhood children's activities, and rubbing his mud covered face and hands all over people's houses! You know, the type: single, lives alone, keeps to themselves, buys large amounts of lime? That guy. Anyways, yadda yadda yadda, kids are bad, Harry dresses as Santa, they die.
Spoiler:
He flies away. Happily ever after. No, I'm serious.
This review of Christmas Evil (1980) was written by Betsy H on 30 Nov 2008.
Christmas Evil has generally received mixed reviews.
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