Review of Chopping Mall (1986) by Virginia M — 30 Aug 2008
I'm addicted to stumbling and I stumbled across this guy who reviews really bad horror movies and I read the one on Chopping Mall and I had to have it after that so I bought it. It has amazingly cheesiness but it still has a few moments of suspense in it.
I personally could have done with less girls with their shirts off but this is an 80's horror movie and I always can't have what I want. OK so there is no actual chopping going on in this movie but I can forgive that for all the amazingness that it does have.
Bad special effects, lasers, explosions (Her head explodes! It is amazing!), dumb names, stupid macho guys, ummmm...lets not forget killer robots and the best line ever "I guess I'm just not used to getting chased around a mall by killer robots.
" Oh and I'm pretty sure this movie has the palest cast ever and ever. I really must say that I loved this movie I thought it was hilarious...I mean how often do you get to see a killer robot kill someone and then say "Thank you.
.. have a nice day." Classic! I really recommend it and if anyone wants to see it I've got it.
This review of Chopping Mall (1986) was written by Virginia M on 30 Aug 2008.
Chopping Mall has generally received mixed reviews.
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