Review of Chopping Mall (1986) by Craig W — 11 Sep 2011

I'd been told about this film, it sounds and is ridiculous but its so bad its almost good. The effects, script, acting, cast, plot and dialogue were all appalling but it was still funny. The robots were laughable and I couldn't quite fathom why a robot designed to be a security guard would have plastic explosives and such a powerful laser beam and hooks and all that, I also didn't get why the kids didn't just knock them over? They were on caterpillar tracks! Just knock them over on their backs and thats it! Stupid but funny 80s cheese.