Review of Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire (2004) by Jack F — 08 Aug 2007

Lesbians vs. Burn Victims.

SPOILER ALERT: Burn victims win?

This review of Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire (2004) was written by Jack F on 08 Aug 2007.

Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire has generally received negative reviews.

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