Review of Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire (2004) by Leigh S — 04 Aug 2007

I SKY +ed this thing last week because, come on, with a title like that is has to be the best thing ever. Right? WRONG!

This review of Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire (2004) was written by Leigh S on 04 Aug 2007.

Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire has generally received negative reviews.

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