Review of Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire (2004) by Andrew N — 28 Mar 2010
Since there are SO MANY zombie movies out there, I have made up a system by which one might grade said zombie movies.
10 points for every second of female nudity.
50 points for full frontal.
1 point for every zombie killed. This adds up quickly.
Despite the fact that there are only 2 zombies in this movie, and the actors having all the acting ability of a dead trout, the lesbian vampire sex scene and the ridiculous over-the-top violence definitely make up for it. W for WIN!
This review of Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire (2004) was written by Andrew N on 28 Mar 2010.
Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire has generally received negative reviews.
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