Review of Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire (2004) by Shea K — 16 Jun 2007

THEE best low-budget film you will ever see. THE GENERAL!!

This review of Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire (2004) was written by Shea K on 16 Jun 2007.

Carmilla, the Lesbian Vampire has generally received negative reviews.

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