Review of Cabin Fever (2003) by Sarah E — 19 Jun 2010
Why do I love thee, Cabin Fever? Is it because Eli Roth pissed on every standard of logic and screenwriting to make you? It it because you star Boy Meets World heartthrob Rider Strong? Is it your dedication to the fine art of gore? Your manic depictions of teen deaths and carnage? Your vulgarity? Your brash disregard for quality? Your deep love and affection for camp?
The answer is yes: a thousand times, yes! I love you, Cabin Fever. I love you like I love bad dialogue and acting. I love you like I love quotiing some of your epic one-liners (Yes, he's a physician...of being a dog! Oh, faced!). I love you like I love Rider Strong, like I love scream queen Cerina Vincent, like I love gore and bloodshed and eerie depictions of daily activities (shaving off layers of your own skin? Ugh...and yay!). I love you like I love watching stupid American teens getting killed in disturbing ways in every other film franchise except Final Destination. Marry me, Cabin Fever! Marry me!
This review of Cabin Fever (2003) was written by Sarah E on 19 Jun 2010.
Cabin Fever has generally received mixed reviews.
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