Review of Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009) by Ash X — 16 Apr 2018

People who choose to trash this movie may want to pause momentarily to remove the big hard splintery stick from our thier ass. This behemoth of kitsch gore bullshit does exactly what it says on the tin, and it's f*cking glorious.

The nuance is pinpoint astute, picks up as it left off with ferocious follow through. The resulting display of intestine laden teenage debauchery deserves a severed handshake for Ti West and his directorial indecency.

Do yourself a favour and get a loada beer (maybe a blunt or two) kick back and enjoy the descent into your teenage dreams/nightmare.