Review of Branded (2012) by Jake C — 06 Sep 2012

Don't waste your time or money. Implausible concept and dis-jointed storyline. Some in the audience left before the end of the movie.

This review of Branded (2012) was written by Jake C on 06 Sep 2012.

Branded has generally received mixed reviews.

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