Review of Blockers (2018) by Derek E — 05 Apr 2018

What the heck? The "professional" (paid) critics really messed up this time.

I've been on a bit of a hiatus watching movies in theaters lately, due to the extreme amount of liberal propaganda in recent movies. I thought maybe this was a gem among many lumps of coal, but oh was I wrong. Oh, boy, did the paid critics show their true leftist colors. I'm certain this movie got high ratings only for its extreme ideas of pop culture.

What was great about Blockers was the idea of its theme. It offers a potentially great story.

What is horrible about this movie is it's filled with leftist propaganda, and perhaps some of the worst jokes I've ever heard in a so-called comedy.

About 5 minutes into the movie I knew something was off. There were already multiple anti-republican jokes, and it only got worse from there. About an hour into this movie, I was actually mad. The only reason I stayed was because I had a bill to pay as I watched at Cinebarre, where you can eat and drink beer during the movie.

This movie sexualizes children, makes adults appear foolish and out of touch, and includes multiple scenes of children doing hardcore drugs before engaging in sexual situations.

Bad writing. Awful script. Ugly acting. Definitely do not watch if you have any sort of values.