Review of Bliss (2021) by Lehtix — 02 Apr 2021
The cringe haunts me every day. I can't get it out of my head. The movie was so TERRIBLE, and SO CRINGEY, that I don't even know what to think. Sure, drugs are a hell of drug. But this movie is so anti drug that they go through great lengths to make it the cringest thing imaginable.
Notable excerpts are "they rebooted him!" And "brain box." My god. The movie is so actually terrible that it's making me near suicidal again. I can't handle the level of cringe that this movie has.
The entire movie is so poorly written that I firmly believe the writers thought they were geniuses. And what does that have to say about Bill Nye being in the film? That drug addicts are the only ones that respect him? This movie can go straight to f**king h**l.
Owen Wilson and Salma Hayek are now my least favorite actors. I will never watch a movie with either of them in it again. You can go ahead and be like "well, I think it sends a powerful message" blah, blah.
No. No it doesn't. You're a pretentious a**hole that has no idea what drug addicts are like. I have a few cousins that are heavy drug addicts. I've never witnessed them or their friends doing anything this CRINGEY.
Drugs ruin lives in excess, but this is pure disgusting propaganda and I have no respect for anyone who worked on this film. Not only do I think that my time was wasted, but I feel as if staring at a wall for 48 hours, would have been a better use of my time than the 2 hours it took to watch this horsesh*t.
Usually when a film is terrible, you can just make fun of it, but this movie was so terrible that I was in shock from how terrible the movie actually was. The entire time, it was like "does this movie even have a plot or a point?" And yes, it does.
It's plot is to waste your time so horribly that it feels like you've been violated.
This review of Bliss (2021) was written by Lehtix on 02 Apr 2021.
Bliss has generally received mixed reviews.
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