Review of Black Dynamite (2009) by Original G — 28 Dec 2010
Even if James Cameron filmed me in my own personal porno with Beyonce - in 3D of course - this movie would still be better. This movie is a big titty nipple poke in the eye of "the man". Retired CIA super weapon, Black Dynamite stands up for what's right by his people and kills everyone who fucks with him and many other people for no apparent reason. His adventures are fucked up like Kevin Smith, his Kung Fu is deadly like Smith and Wesson, and his sex appeal am legend like Will Smith. But unlike all those modern day Smiths, Black Dynamite has to fight and fuck his way through the greatest villains of the 70s, all the way to Tricky Dick Nixon's White House!
The only thing that could be better: Machete vs Black Dynamite!
This review of Black Dynamite (2009) was written by Original G on 28 Dec 2010.
Black Dynamite has generally received very positive reviews.
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