Review of Battleship (2012) by Jack C — 15 Aug 2013

Battleshitt.

Not much to say here, but I came up with a hypothesis to save unnecessary viewing time. If you see anywhere in the opening credits "In Association with HASBRO" or any other toy company, then leave the theatre immediately, go home and watch 10 episodes of SpongeBob to get your head straight. What's next, Legos and Star Wars?

And Liam Neeson? What a shame and I have to believe he knew what a turd he was involved with. To me, he would've been more believable doing a remake of Schindler's List wearing an Easter bunny costume. Rihanna was appropriately cast though, we all what her judgment skills are like. She's probably signed up for sequel. And Hollywood would do it to. Look how Transformers they made.