Review of Battleship (2012) by Phil S — 11 Sep 2017

Ridiculous but fun, tried to outdo Michael Bay and succeeded with better editing, slightly better script and less shit humour /fascism. Although... We totally started it...

This review of Battleship (2012) was written by Phil S on 11 Sep 2017.

Battleship has generally received mixed reviews.

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