Review of Armageddon (1998) by Injureddriver — 18 Jan 2022

Probably one of the best movies ever made... you think I'm joking but I'm not. Let me lay it out for you:

1) Basically written by a 9 yo who just intravenously consumed 3 monster drinks.

2) Instead of being viewed as evil, Big Oil kicks a** and saves the day.

3) Hero's first appearance is him hitting golf balls at a Greenpeace boat.

4) Explosions.

5) More explosions.

6) Erotic animal cracker scene.

7) Hella Aerosmith.

There's really only one bad part about this whole movie. It has Ben Affleck in it.