Review of 31 (2016) by Jonathan M — 31 Mar 2017

No substance. why not just make a snuff film? a far cry from house of 1000 corpses or devils rejects.

This review of 31 (2016) was written by Jonathan M on 31 Mar 2017.

31 has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Hammers9025 P (379) on 01 May 2017

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By Rob M (1,048) on 25 Feb 2017

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By Rob Gonsalves (1,031) for eFilmCritic.com (5,125) on 16 May 2017

[Zombie's] sort of a Tim Burton wearing a blood-soaked wife-beater, paying homage again and again to the monsters and psychos that shaped his…

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By Molly Henery (136) for The Blogging Banshee (135) on 01 Nov 2018

Rob Zombie gave us a film that has everything you expect from a Rob Zombie film: excitement, bloodshed, and bad guys that you can't help but…

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By Shawn R (752) on 18 Sep 2017

More in the vein of Rob Zombie's better offerings, 31 is gory and profane but not very compelling…

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There's a distinction between excitement and excess that Zombie fundamentally fails to process here…

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By Lee B (1,154) on 25 Oct 2017

Garbage. Absolutely terrible. Still better than Spider-Man 3…

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By Dharamveer (1) on 14 Jul 2017

A movie I've been waiting and wanting for ages, written and directed by a brave master of horror and cinema, My Hero Mr. Rob Zombie…

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