Review of 31 (2016) by Simon P — 15 Mar 2017

Another slice of horror fun from Rob Zombie.

This review of 31 (2016) was written by Simon P on 15 Mar 2017.

31 has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Molly Henery (136) for The Blogging Banshee (135) on 01 Nov 2018

Rob Zombie gave us a film that has everything you expect from a Rob Zombie film: excitement, bloodshed, and bad guys that you can't help but…

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By Wonderz (134) on 25 Jul 2018

It's not very often these days that you see a horror movie this good, quality-wise…

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By Matt Oakes (180) for Silver Screen Riot (180) on 11 Nov 2018

There's a distinction between excitement and excess that Zombie fundamentally fails to process here…

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By Whiskeystories (57) on 17 Nov 2017

31 has its moments. The first scene with the popcorn dialogue is fantastic, but the rest is just disappointing…

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By Hammers9025 P (379) on 01 May 2017

Acting is terrible and movie plot trying way too hard…

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By Rob M (1,048) on 25 Feb 2017

Better than most of the crappy Rob Zombie movies. Still a late night drinking movie…

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By Greg H (425) on 31 Jul 2017

Rob Zombie keeping it classy as ever with his fucked up horror movies…

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By Stef T (29) on 25 Sep 2017

Richard Brake, in the limited amount of screen time he had, managed to steal the show in this rough and bloody survival horror…

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By Thequietgamer (1,082) on 11 Sep 2019

Like Rob Zombie took Green Room and remade it as a sleazy exploitation flick…

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