Review of Eastern Condors (1987) by Stephen K — 29 Aug 2008

A team of badass Asian prisoners are sent into 'Nam to fight the Vietcong for...no...actual...reason. Unbeknownst to our heroes, their mission was canceled immediately after they had jumped out of the plane and parachuted down behind enemy lines. They then proceed to kick butt and take names all through the jungles of Vietnam, meeting up with a high-kicking contraband smuggler/balloon salesman and a trio of secretly evil Vietnamese girls (who are prone to stabbing men in the crotch) along the way.

This movie has everything you want in a grindhouse kung fu flick: the plot is laughable and the subtitles (at least in the version I watched) are horrible, and yet the action is pure fun to watch. A truly awesome war/kung fu popcorn movie.