Review of FDR: American Badass! (2012) by Peter F — 08 May 2013

Survival lessons: If you're trying to ditch an annoying kid with polio who idolizes you, tell him you'll come play catch on the 6th Tuesday of July. Admittedly, a chick with a hot dog fetish who walks around with ketchup and mustard bottles strapped to her thighs is kind of weird, sometimes you have to take what you can get.

Crapping in a vase in front of people is never cool, bro. Not even in the apocalypse. Just don't do it.