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Review of Peter Pan & Wendy (2023)

By Miles_Long (11) on 02 May 2023

Woke garbage. 1/4th a review because that was all I could stand. The movie is an insult to humanity and our history…

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Review of Beau Is Afraid (2023)

By Miles_Long (11) on 27 Apr 2023

Hilarious. This is comedy of the year. Every moment is completely absurd and laugh out loud funny…

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Review of Hellraiser (2022)

By Miles_Long (11) on 11 Oct 2022

I got about 10 minutes into this movie and they shoved some LGBT characters in my face. So I stopped watching…

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Review of Barbarian (2022)

By Miles_Long (11) on 27 Sep 2022

Masterclass in suspenseful story telling. Frightening imagery. Cool soundtrack. Slick editing…

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Review of Nope (2022)

By Miles_Long (11) on 22 Jul 2022

Sorry, I wasn't captivated. There are a lot of creative ideas and set up going on in this movie, but the whole package was a let down…

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Review of Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

By Miles_Long (11) on 09 Jul 2022

Good: Great use of “November Rain.” The bird baddies were very Jim Henson workshop. Russell Crowe as Zeus was great. Story kept moving…

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Review of The Batman (2022)

By Miles_Long (11) on 05 Mar 2022

Beautiful, but a little boring…

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Review of The Power of the Dog (2021)

By Miles_Long (11) on 27 Feb 2022

This movie is a joke right? The dialogue and homoerotic scenes feel like they were written by Jackie Treehorn…

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Review of Drive My Car (2021)

By Miles_Long (11) on 27 Feb 2022

Never got out of 1st gear. This movie is a clunker. This story can be told in half the time…

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Review of Dune (2021)

By Miles_Long (11) on 25 Oct 2021

Art driven, cinematic, boring. I did not read the book. From that perspective I was not enthralled with the story beats…

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Review of Venom: Let There Be Carnage (2021)

By Miles_Long (11) on 02 Oct 2021

Missed opportunity. Take two of the most sadistic and violent characters in the MCU and make it PG-13. Why…

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Miles_Long - Film Reviews

Miles_Long has written 11 movie reviews between 02 Oct 2021 and 02 May 2023.

This film critic has awarded movies a score of 45% on average.

Miles_Long has awarded high ratings to Barbarian (2022) and Beau Is Afraid (2023). Read some of the reviews on this page to find out why Miles_Long liked these movies so much.

Miles_Long has given low scores to Hellraiser (2022) and Peter Pan & Wendy (2023). Read a few of the reviews on this page to find out what Miles_Long didn't like about these films.