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Review of The Blob (1988)

By Elziard B (82) on 19 Aug 2008

What a mullet, kevin…

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Review of Blueberry (2004)

By Elziard B (82) on 23 Jun 2008

Wow. mix Aronofsky's 'The Fountain' with DDL's 'Last of the Mohicans' and call it a western…

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Review of The Money Pit (1986)

By Elziard B (82) on 20 Jun 2008

A dream house beats Shelly Long and Tom Hanks into the ground...if only it had happened before Mazes and Monsters and Troop Beverly Hills…

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Review of The Final Patient (2005)

By Elziard B (82) on 20 Jun 2008

Horrible. I saw this in it's original cut before release cough cough which made more sense than what was released on DVD…

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Review of Eaten Alive (1976)

By Elziard B (82) on 15 Jun 2008

This is a very underrated gem from Tobe Hooper…

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Review of Dolores Claiborne (1995)

By Elziard B (82) on 28 May 2008

Own this movie it made me cry and filled with anger…

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Review of The Frighteners (1996)

By Elziard B (82) on 25 Apr 2008

An unholy mess rather than a 'blend' of comedy and horror. Unfunny and poorly paced…

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Review of Frida (2002)

By Elziard B (82) on 30 Mar 2008

Salma Hayek's performance is amazing and the way Frida Kahlo's art is intertwined into the cinematography is so geniusl. Very beautiful film…

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Review of Amistad (1997)

By Elziard B (82) on 17 Feb 2008

This is a very entertaining film about the slave trade and its moral implications, and legal status under American Law…

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Review of Demonlover (2002)

By Elziard B (82) on 17 Feb 2008

I'm surprised how hip, in a good way, this film was. very relevant, unpretentious, and smart. a good soundtrack that's not overused…

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Review of The Sheltering Sky (1990)

By Elziard B (82) on 17 Feb 2008

Ambitious, gorgeously filmed, but falling short on the adaption to film from the novel and poorly cast…

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Review of Slap Shot (1977)

By Elziard B (82) on 03 Feb 2008

A classic. The fashion is atrocious. The language is foul. The humor is juvenile. The violence is gratuitous. And every moment is enjoyable…

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Review of American Pimp (2000)

By Elziard B (82) on 03 Feb 2008

Fascinating characters are paid respect in the documetarty. Never have I seen such outlandish and tacky jewelry…

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Review of Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

By Elziard B (82) on 27 Jan 2008

Earth girls might be easy they are easier on the eye than the aliens. LOL…

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Review of Oscar and Lucinda (1997)

By Elziard B (82) on 20 Jan 2008

Eccentric is the key word here. I wish the tone was less so. Fiennes and Blanchett are the 19th century Benny and Joon…

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Review of Red Planet (2000)

By Elziard B (82) on 18 Jan 2008

Nowhere near as bad as I was expecting. one star on the comcast rating? please…

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Review of Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)

By Elziard B (82) on 15 Jan 2008

Yes I actually finished this. No one appeared to be really trying on this one…

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Review of The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)

By Elziard B (82) on 31 Dec 2007

Soooooo bad in the '89-'90 fashion sense, but goddamn is Lauren Holly so effin hot in this one…

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Review of Brighton Beach Memoirs (1986)

By Elziard B (82) on 31 Dec 2007

This film makes me laugh every time...The favorite of the 3 Semi-Biographical Plays adapted to film Comedies which constitute Simon's Eugene Trilogy…

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Review of Dodsworth (1936)

By Elziard B (82) on 23 Dec 2007

The synopsis here sums it up well: ahead of its time mature, relevant, well acted…

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