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Review of Close (2019)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 02 Feb 2019

Close (a Netflix original) is a decent actioner with Noomi Rapace starring as a military operative cum close protection officer for a bratty…

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Review of Hunter Killer (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 31 Jan 2019

The fun of this film is the military operations, specifically those of the two navies…

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Review of Johnny English Strikes Again (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 30 Jan 2019

Most of my 3 of 10 stars go towards the production value of the movie, it's well made; however, this plot and set of characters don't deserve…

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Review of Terminal (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 30 Jan 2019

Terminal's strength is in its familiar elements: its dark, neon environment recalls Blade Runner and it plays like Pulp Fiction…

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Review of Knock Knock (2015)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 25 Jan 2019

Ok, let's get this out of the way first, Keanu is as a horrible actor as ever, still as wooden as Al Gore…

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Review of A Simple Favor (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 31 Dec 2018

A lot of regulars here have included many of the observations I'd make, so I'll add this: the film's beginning writes a check that the end…

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Review of The Happytime Murders (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 15 Dec 2018

I suppose this is the R-rated muppet movie that had to be made at some point…

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Review of The Equalizer 2 (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 08 Dec 2018

Denzel, now 64!, plays a retired (previously reported dead) special ops guy that makes a prosaic living as a Lyft operator…

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Review of Crazy Rich Asians (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 17 Nov 2018

First, I'm a dude and not a rom-com fan so my rating reflects that…

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Review of Incredibles 2 (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 10 Nov 2018

Even discounting the oh-so-many studio shills, I suppose people can be forgiven for 9 and 10 ratings, but trust me, it's not that great…

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Review of BlacKkKlansman (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 26 Oct 2018

Ok, so you know a film's director makes the film what they want it to be…

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Review of The Spy Who Dumped Me (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 23 Oct 2018

What is this, another Saturday Night Live production?! Half the cast are washouts from there…

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Review of Sorry to Bother You (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 23 Oct 2018

The trailers for this do good to bury the topic of interest. There's a whole sub-plot that you don't even expect…

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Review of Teen Titans Go! To the Movies (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 22 Oct 2018

Teen Titans was a great animated series, but Teen Titans Go is a hyper-frenetic annoyance of a show, colorful as it may be, with a few bright…

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Review of Unfriended: Dark Web (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 20 Oct 2018

If you can forgive a handful of implausibilities then it's decent, almost a waste of time but not quite…

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Review of Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 17 Oct 2018

I wanted to like this, I really did. I love ABBA music and I'm a dude…

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Review of Hotel Artemis (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 11 Oct 2018

I swear I thought I was watching Michael J Fox as the hotel's doctor but it turns out to be look-alike Jodi Foster (nurse)…

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Review of Ocean's Eight (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 29 Sep 2018

I'm a dude and this was definitely written for women…

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Review of Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 28 Sep 2018

Was hoping much more from this. Instead, it's a PC-safe, kid-safe, let Hollywood tell the world that tolerance matters…

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Review of Book Club (2018)

By Eludiumq36 (207) on 23 Sep 2018

Bill Holderman, first-time director, must've fulfilled his fantasy of making a movie-length version of the Golden Girls series, because that's…

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