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Review of He's Just Not That Into You (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 05 Feb 2009

The film is a gelatinous mess of tones and characters aching to solidify, only to find the chilly reality of dating and marriage perhaps too…

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Review of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 04 Feb 2009

Valentine (aka Major Movie Star) is a graceless, flavorless farce built around the idea that Simpson's dimwit routine still holds appeal and…

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Review of New in Town (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 29 Jan 2009

New in Town is nothing short of a character assassination attempt on Minnesota, and even worse, it's a ghastly romantic comedy that requires…

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Review of Inkheart (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 22 Jan 2009

Inkheart feels as though it has been pulled apart and put back together several times over, leading to a viewing experience that's equal parts…

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Review of Donkey Punch (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 22 Jan 2009

What should've been a rowdy suspense piece that basks in the smirking idiocy of sexual myths and playground bedroom boasting is actually a…

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Review of My Bloody Valentine (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 16 Jan 2009

This 2009 update isn't interested in manufacturing a severe facelift, instead holding tight to the dog-eared slasher playbook, adding the gimmick…

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Review of Hotel for Dogs (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 16 Jan 2009

The dogs carry the film appropriately, perhaps even outacting their human costars…

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Review of Chandni Chowk to China (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 15 Jan 2009

A deafening, slapstick-drenched, exaggerated bit of hokum, Chandni is an endurance test for the Bollywood uninitiated: a curry-flavored Three…

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Review of Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 13 Jan 2009

Repo…

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Review of Che: Part One (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 08 Jan 2009

While it certainly takes its time to arrive at a destination of fate, The Argentine is worth the energy invested…

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Review of Not Easily Broken (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 08 Jan 2009

It takes head-to-toe protective padding to survive all the hysteria and tragedy, making the viewing experience more about wincing than Jesus-approved…

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Review of Bride Wars (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 08 Jan 2009

Bride Wars is also a missed opportunity for a crackerjack comedy, dropping any hint of mean-spirited delight to kitten play with mundane nuptial…

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Review of Bride Wars (2015)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 08 Jan 2009

Bride Wars is also a missed opportunity for a crackerjack comedy, dropping any hint of mean-spirited delight to kitten play with mundane nuptial…

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Review of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 Dec 2008

There may not be the normal, anticipated dosage of sentiment to latch onto in this film, but in exchange for patience and a little faith, Button…

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Review of Bedtime Stories (2002)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 Dec 2008

Sandler's mischievous heart just doesn't belong in a straight-up kid zone like Bedtime Stories, especially one with a script that doesn't elevate…

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Review of Valkyrie (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 Dec 2008

When it hooks into the filmgoer, the mix of classic thriller tones and Singer's invigorating compositional rhythms brings Valkyrie to an impressive…

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Review of Marley & Me (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 Dec 2008

Pull back the intense tear-jerking and layers of sitcom filmmaking, and you're left with a movie with amazingly little in the way of dramatic…

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Review of Last Chance Harvey (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 Dec 2008

Perhaps not the most mesmerizing of love stories, Last Chance Harvey submits one of the most richly acted illustrations of attraction found this year…

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Review of Bedtime Stories (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 Dec 2008

Sandler's mischievous heart just doesn't belong in a straight-up kid zone like Bedtime Stories, especially one with a script that doesn't elevate…

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Review of Revolutionary Road (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 23 Dec 2008

An extraordinary motion picture that harnesses spellbinding emotional discharge and enthralling disgust, using two of the most talented and…

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