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Review of 12 Rounds (2000)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 27 Mar 2009

With wrestling powerhouse WWE producing, chances are the statement, Guys, this just doesn't make any sense, never came up during a script meeting…

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Review of The Haunting in Connecticut (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 26 Mar 2009

Manages to break free from heavy iron genre chains and provide a spooky event that might not send the average viewer screaming out of the theater,…

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Review of Monsters vs Aliens (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 26 Mar 2009

A cracking animated comedy that takes wonderful care of its characters and pace, presenting a brisk, frequently hilarious romp that rarely…

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Review of I Love You, Man (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 19 Mar 2009

A gracious comedy that handles itself well on the subjects of broheem friendships, self-worth, and Lou Ferrigno's sleeper hold…

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Review of The Great Buck Howard (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 19 Mar 2009

The film is fun to watch, easy on the frontal lobe, and features John Malkovich in a lively performance that's both masterfully impish and…

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Review of Sunshine Cleaning (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 12 Mar 2009

Because Adams and Blunt bring their best to the roles, the feature carefully avoids the pitfalls of convention, becoming a familiar story executed…

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Review of The Edge of Love (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 12 Mar 2009

Edge doesn't aspire to be anything more than a juicy British wartime soap opera, but when it finds delicious pockets of whispered betrayal,…

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Review of Miss March (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 12 Mar 2009

Without a Friedberg/Seltzer offering this year (fingers crossed), I can wholeheartedly declare Miss March as the worst film of 2009…

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Review of Watchmen (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 04 Mar 2009

This is not a delectable mythos that needed a shiny new package for the world to enjoy, and especially not one that takes more pride in the…

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Review of Watchmen (2001)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 04 Mar 2009

This is not a delectable mythos that needed a shiny new package for the world to enjoy, and especially not one that takes more pride in the…

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Review of Echelon Conspiracy (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 27 Feb 2009

This latest take on Bush-era paranoia and cell phone alarm might arrive in theaters somewhat dramatically moldy and short-sheeted in the budget…

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Review of Ace Ventura Jr: Pet Detective (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 25 Feb 2009

Ace Ventura Jr.: Pet Detective is a loathsome, exceedingly unfunny continuation of a once rewarding film series...a terrible motion picture,…

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Review of Howard the Duck (1986)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 22 Feb 2009

Howard the Duck isn't quite the booming nightmare its reputation suggests, but I defy most viewers out there in DVD land to sit through the…

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Review of Madea Goes to Jail (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 20 Feb 2009

Wouldn't be Perry if the film wasn't outrageously irrational, flimsily edited, acted with rafter-quaking severity, and scripted with Magic…

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Review of Fired Up! (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 19 Feb 2009

Man-boys, nubile girls, sporting hijinks, and beloved actor John Michael Higgins in a cameo; one would think with these tools the filmmakers…

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Review of Fanboys (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 18 Feb 2009

The war is over, the movie is available in some form to the general public, and the natural response after viewing…

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Review of Gomorrah (2008)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 12 Feb 2009

It's alert, superior directorial work from Garrone, who, perhaps not even realizing it, has redefined the nature of the mob genre…

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Review of Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 12 Feb 2009

Shopaholic is a trifle with fangs; a brutally insincere, borderline sci-fi excursion into Prada-packed, chick-lit escapism, puffed with shameless…

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Review of The International Player (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 12 Feb 2009

A handsome thriller, just not a riveting one, turning the potential for an unsettling thrill ride with real-world ramifications into a passable…

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Review of The International (2009)

By Brian Orndorf (4,059) for BrianOrndorf.com (1,055) on 12 Feb 2009

A handsome thriller, just not a riveting one, turning the potential for an unsettling thrill ride with real-world ramifications into a passable…

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