Review of Zardoz (1974) by Lee H — 13 Jun 2007

So you know this movie is gonna be a piece of crap from the beginng scence where a floating head whereing some pharohic style headgear and a very obviously drawn on mustache starts talking stupid nonsense about bullshit, then comes the floating stone head that vomits guns and declares that "the gun is good, the penis is evil," awesome right? then a half naked sean connery kills some fuck and turns some uppity bitches' world upside down by getting a hard-on, sweet untill the 10 minute scence of flashign lights and I think an orgy that the director was probably on drugs when he thought it up.

long story short, everybody dies in the end, so bad its good...