Review of Zardoz (1974) by Garrett C — 11 Jul 2016

"Zardoz" is one of those films that's so terrible that it's terrible, but interesting enough to end up getting cult status due it being an absolute head-scratcher. How in the world did John Boorman make such an atrocious and pretentious piece of garbage after so many well made films? Why would Sean Connery accept running around in a red diaper with a Zapata stache the whole movie? Why don't the Eternals read something or do anything other than eat fruit? These questions (and so many more) go utterly unanswered after viewing possibly one of the strangest and most awful science fiction films ever made.